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Theory of Discernment

dis·cern·ment noun \di-ˈsərn-mənt, -ˈzərn-\ 1 : the quality of being able to grasp and comprehend what is obscure : skill in discerning 2 : an act of perceiving or discerning something Chapter I The ability to discern To discern is to be able to grasp what is obscure, to perceive something the rest cannot. It is an acquired knowledge honed through practice and reflection. The second way to discern spirits is by reflection and theological study. This second method then is an acquired human knowledge. Often times people ask me what I believe in, and I simply tell them “whatever I want”. In this defiance I have found something useful, an unproven idea that thus far has worked out very well for me. I stumbled upon the idea of discernment thanks to a lengthy conversation with a friend. During the conversation I used a mashed up version of the first law of thermodynamics, the Law of Conservation of Energy in order to formulate a belief that was perfect for me. Animals, humans...
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Throwback Saturday

As you may or may not know, I've been writing down my thoughts for a while now.  I started in college as a mental exercise.  I would write down whatever I was thinking at the time but write it in a way anyone would understand.  I forced myself to sift through my many thoughts and began practicing how to take a thought from my head and bring it into the real world.  A process that is easier said than done.  Beginning today I will publish some of what I've written.  This will be a look into my past thoughts and hopefully give my readers perspective on how far I've come.  I'm proud of my work and I'd like to share a small part of that with the Interwebs!  Enjoy!!! 8/16 11:00am I've been writing a lot lately.  I don't know if this is coincidence or not, but I've also had a lot of time on my hands. I like the seat in the corner.  It looks like those psychologist seats.  I'll go sit in it.  In many ways this book is my psychologi...

Is It Racist?

Today's post begins with a funny story: As we do every Friday, a few of my coworkers and I go to a nearby bar for lunch.  I was in the back seat and my 2 coworkers were in the front seat.  One coworker get out of the car early because he works in R&D and it was along the way to the parking space.  When he leaves it's me in the back, my white coworker driving, and an empty passenger seat.  On some 21st century driving miss daisy shit, he made a witty limo driver joke.  We laugh and pull into the space. As we're pulling in we're spotted and so begins the joke.  We get out and I hear "What the fuck is wrong with you guys.  You're so weird."  As my white driver begins to explain I cut him off and say, "black people aren't allowed to sit in the front seat."  I'm pretty sure I laughed the hardest at that one.  I'm still laughing..   But is it racist ? I'm all for saying what would normally offend people, in jest.  Comedy is t...

Help Wanted

So... When I die, I'm going to need someone to finish some of the work I started.  The qualifications are as follows: 1)  You must finish and the publish any drafts found in either my "toilet memoirs" or on my blogger 2)  If the new bible has not be written you must consult my appointed successor and finish what I started, but you can't put your name on it.  Because that's not fair 3) You must personally visit all of my women, past and present, and deliver the news to them before the funeral.  You'll want to do it in person.  I'm sure their reactions will be worth the trip alone. 4) Lastly, you will be the emcee of my funeral.  I request my funeral be a celebration of my life and the freedom that comes with my death.  Celebrate knowing I lived a full and prosperous life and I died a happy man.  I want to be burned on a beach in Barbados.  Preferably, a bonfire but I'll accept something less obvious.  Just don't make some wac...

Father Time

Day 4 Today's post is going to be about my favorite subject to discuss, time.  Time is the 4th dimension, time is the great unknown.  Time is the biggest FU the universe has gifted us, because unlike space travel or aliens, it's right in front of our faces, mocking us with it's incessant ticking, killing us one by one, hanging our impending doom over our heads, and moves forward without a care in the world.  Time just keeps on ticking giving the proverbial middle finger  to anyone who tries to fuck with it. (one day our sun will explode and will affect the laws that govern the relationship between the sun and the earth. Yes, a nasty breakup indeed)  Time is one bad mutha .  Shut yo mouf!! For reasons unknown to me I have a tendency to equate time with religion, and more specifically to the concept of a higher being.  Think about it.  Time isn't judgmental, time isn't a form of life and, with a little personification, could be considered a...

FOOD (and liquor)

I'd love to write some deep shit, but I'm tired as shit so... I'll talk about food!! I'm a food addict.  I constantly look up recipes at work on my favorite website , and I cook like I don't live by myself.  So I just end up eating nonstop to make sure the food never spoils.  As of now I have excessive amounts  chili and lentil coconut soup  in my fridge.  I'm trying to eat less meat to give my digestive system a break, but burgers and burritos are never a bad idea.  Steak too.  Up next is penne a la vodka  and southwestern lime marinated chicken . Honorable mention, I bought a fifth of vodka for that stupid sauce.  I couldn't find a smaller bottle! What is this life? What kind of alcoholic state is Rhody? Not even a pint, or a nip! Just a straight up fifth.  RI begs me to be an alcoholic, especially cuz that shit was $7.50!! Cheers to Rhode Island for cheap liquor. Oh snap... Forgot my ending  image .

Judgement Ain't Love

Day 2 folks!! I'm on a roll!! As I mentioned in yesterday's post I wanted to write about my weekend, specifically about a conversation I had while I was on a date.  The topic of women hair came up and I gave my usual anti-weave, anti-synthetic, all natural spiel.  I was pleasantly met with opposition and was labeled ignorant.   I bring up the story because during the exchange of me stating my opinion and her being offended by my stance on the matter I felt something I haven't felt in a while.  I can't really describe it but when people are being attacked some kind of mental defense mechanism kicks in.  Our brains 'turn off', our logic fails us, our ears stop listening and the walls start to build.  It was at this point when I realized how humans become ignorant.  I could've fought her on the matter.  I could've said "yeah well that's how I feel and I'm not gonna change just because you're offended."  I could've turned my heart...

LENT

So... It's Lent.  Yes... Lent .  I'm not known for my love of Lent (or holidays for that matter) but this year I was compelled to take on, and, in the process give up something with the hopes of becoming a better human by my good friend and ATL resident Shalaila Clark .  I know, I know... I missed the first (insert correct number) days of Lent but that doesn't count.  For the next 36 days I will write for Lent!! My words may not make sense, they probably won't be sober. Coherence is my goal and I will do my best to share my many, many, many ridiculous thoughts.   Tomorrow will be about my weekend (hilarious stories included) so check back for that.  Lent, man.  I suppose this is better than my record 27 other consecutive, successful Lent's where I took it upon myself to give up something I love... Church . A gif for my peoples: Bookmarked as: Lui Kang